The Tooth Fairy does not exist, and I'm really pissed off.
Here's a picture of my dog's extracted molar.
It broke in two when they removed it. I've been trying to clean it to make charms out of it. I used hydrogen peroxide. More details here.
Grouchy, cranky guy needs vaguely creative outlet for energy that must go into something else besides taking care of residents of a long-term care facility. Needs to voice off, spout, mentally masturbate, opinions about movies, tv, art, politics, and recent bowling scores are also fair game. Odes to my lovely wife and dog may also occur.
Here's a picture of my dog's extracted molar.